Trees Instead of Babies

Expanding a bit more on Austin's remarks..

Now that the holiday season has concluded,
there is very little to look forward to at this point.
No more holiday tunes, and festive decorations to lift your spirits.
Dumpsters full of Evergreens.
instead of babies. (read more HERE )
No more fun.

This is when the Christmas Depression sets in.

The holidays almost seem to provide a distraction from our ‘Normal Lives’.
There is always something to do during this time of the year.
By the time January rolls around, the excitement
has died down, and the letdown is strong.
Time to go back to work. Time to start studying.
So what is it to look forward to?
Valentines. St. Patrick’s day. Insanity?
Not too much.

But there is hope.

The key is to keep your mind preoccupied.
Ways that are effective include alcohol,
sex, drugs, and heavy metal.
You could do each separately, but it is shown
that it is more effective when all are in play.
Another way is simply spending the rest of
your time sitting on the couch,
catching up on the latest celebrity gossip,
and hit reality television shows.
Whatever it is you choose to do, just remember..
To stick it to the man.