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Here's this. For you. From me.

I Can Feel It Now.

Christmas snuck up on me this year and waited to the last minute to scare me into the Holiday Spirit. But I am starting to feel it now, with two days to spare. I have been listening to the Songs for Christmas by Sufjan and I am getting more excited with every song. I know I shouldn't say, but secretly.. I am a bit excited to see what I will be getting. I have yet to get presents for people. Or make, because that is all I can afford to do. Hmm.. I don't know what to do. I hope I will make it in time.
Happy Christmas Friends.

Santa

Dear Santa,
I would really like these things for Christmas.



Thanks.

Ghosties and Ghoulies

I have finished my costume!
This is the first year in a really
long time that I am truly satisfied
with my costume.

Happy Halloween to all!

Trees Instead of Babies

Expanding a bit more on Austin's remarks..

Now that the holiday season has concluded,
there is very little to look forward to at this point.
No more holiday tunes, and festive decorations to lift your spirits.
Dumpsters full of Evergreens.
instead of babies. (read more HERE )
No more fun.

This is when the Christmas Depression sets in.

The holidays almost seem to provide a distraction from our ‘Normal Lives’.
There is always something to do during this time of the year.
By the time January rolls around, the excitement
has died down, and the letdown is strong.
Time to go back to work. Time to start studying.
So what is it to look forward to?
Valentines. St. Patrick’s day. Insanity?
Not too much.

But there is hope.

The key is to keep your mind preoccupied.
Ways that are effective include alcohol,
sex, drugs, and heavy metal.
You could do each separately, but it is shown
that it is more effective when all are in play.
Another way is simply spending the rest of
your time sitting on the couch,
catching up on the latest celebrity gossip,
and hit reality television shows.
Whatever it is you choose to do, just remember..
To stick it to the man.

Joy joy to the freakin world.

This year, I have learned that I really hate Halloween.
I am so so very pleased that it is over.
Thank you God All Mighty.

I can't freaking wait for Christmas..
Or Thanksgiving for that matter, BETCHES!

Deadman's Party.

For you Steve.



Your pick of halloween costumes.

This is probably one of my favorite costume ideas.
The picture definitely takes the cake.

iPod Commercial-
Dress completely in black clothing, wear a black wig or hat, and use black make-up to cover your face, hands and any exposed skin. Carry around an iPod and dance wildly.


Another take on the iPod Costume.
Dress in all black, and use black make-up to darken your skin. Strap a piece of fluorescent poster board to your back. Wear an iPod and dance your buns off.

I will continue to post more.