That Beautiful Man

Dearly beloved we are gathered; melancholy and grave is the remembrance of death. It penetrates emotion and robs substance of serenity.
The passing of a titan is a plague not only for the friends and relative peers, but for the entire nation that admired him.

Heath Ledger was, without a doubt, the most beautiful man that ever graced the world with his presence. The Australian actor was not only blessed with immaculate beauty, but was defiantly rugged. His gallant attitude portrayed his lust for adventure and ease of life. The intervention of his untimely demise disrupted the progressing generation and halted the existence of human apotheosis. The pang of confusion and fear of the unanswered linger still; a year’s passing is short of acceptance. The stages of death haunt the longing of his absence. Denial is juvenile. Anger is conceited. A bargain is only revelation of God’s bereavement. A legend without tribute is only a vacant memory. To progress without commemoration is aspiration to the degree of a walking void.

Rapture is vain, and sorrow is violent.
But the valiant prodigy will subsist forever.
R.I.P. Heath Ledger

April 4th, 1979 – January 22, 2008

written by katie roberts

Trees Instead of Babies

Expanding a bit more on Austin's remarks..

Now that the holiday season has concluded,
there is very little to look forward to at this point.
No more holiday tunes, and festive decorations to lift your spirits.
Dumpsters full of Evergreens.
instead of babies. (read more HERE )
No more fun.

This is when the Christmas Depression sets in.

The holidays almost seem to provide a distraction from our ‘Normal Lives’.
There is always something to do during this time of the year.
By the time January rolls around, the excitement
has died down, and the letdown is strong.
Time to go back to work. Time to start studying.
So what is it to look forward to?
Valentines. St. Patrick’s day. Insanity?
Not too much.

But there is hope.

The key is to keep your mind preoccupied.
Ways that are effective include alcohol,
sex, drugs, and heavy metal.
You could do each separately, but it is shown
that it is more effective when all are in play.
Another way is simply spending the rest of
your time sitting on the couch,
catching up on the latest celebrity gossip,
and hit reality television shows.
Whatever it is you choose to do, just remember..
To stick it to the man.

Rage against the indie.

I thought this was so funny
I did not write this.

Alright, and now Henry Stone, it’s your turn.

For all of those out there who aren’t aware who 'Henry Stone' is, you better get your act in gear because he’s probably one of the most important people in the entire states. You don’t get it, he’s a DJ. Like a legitimate dj. And he’s so fecking rich that his dad would totally whip your dad’s ass in a fight. So here’s to you Henry Stone, you’ve really outdone yourself this time. You need to realize that just because you’ve been to every damn country on the face of the planet and experienced every luxury life has to offer, it doesn’t make you queen of sheiba. You’re a snot nosed brat who may dress well, but your act doesn’t fit the part. Your iphone is shit. And your only hobbies are the applications and games that facebook and apple has to offer. Good hell kid get some better hobbies. I don’t understand how you can walk past people in your urban outfitters pride and only look down. You are truly urban outtfitter’s pride and joy. They fed you. They clothed you! They really love you! Thank you for keeping them in business. I’m never going to be good enough for you and I don’t know why even being your friend, that fact still applies. I can’t tell you how much I appreciate you letting me be your weekend girl for just one night. I hope you enjoyed it, and I hope it was worth it. You really made me feel like a star. Your attention gives me breathe of life. Truly, I am forever in your debt for all the times you have made plans with me and deliberately blown me off. Thank you so very much! And let us all not forget the beginning, when we first became friends and you asked me to go to a movie with you on a Monday afternoon. I hope you never know this, but I waited all day long for you to call me. All damn day. No text. No call. Nothing. You can’t treat me like a dirty penny and use me when you need the extra cent but realize it’s not of much worth and toss it when you don’t want it anymore. You’re a scrawny little boy who treats me like shit and I still cannot figure out why I am so drawn to you after you walk all over me. I don’t understand why I am so in love with you, to be honest I hardly even know you. But while I am in love with you I will wake up one day and no longer be under your pathetic spell of indie glory. You are the scum between my toes. And you complete me.

Joy joy to the freakin world.

This year, I have learned that I really hate Halloween.
I am so so very pleased that it is over.
Thank you God All Mighty.

I can't freaking wait for Christmas..
Or Thanksgiving for that matter, BETCHES!

Deadman's Party.

For you Steve.



Your pick of halloween costumes.

This is probably one of my favorite costume ideas.
The picture definitely takes the cake.

iPod Commercial-
Dress completely in black clothing, wear a black wig or hat, and use black make-up to cover your face, hands and any exposed skin. Carry around an iPod and dance wildly.


Another take on the iPod Costume.
Dress in all black, and use black make-up to darken your skin. Strap a piece of fluorescent poster board to your back. Wear an iPod and dance your buns off.

I will continue to post more.

Oh Hail Yeah.

My eyesight worsening by the minute,
my spare time spent perfecting the ways of blogspot..
I think that I am beginning to understand all of this..
CRAZY SHET! But I am pleased, none the less. I am making progress.

Well. GRINDHOOD is the weekend.
Rachel's Birthday is this weekend as well.
Too bad we all love GRINDHOOD too much to care.
Am I right, or am I right? Yeah.. I know.
For those of you who aren't going..
[if there be any are reading this blog]
I would suggest you cancel your prior plans and
get you GRIND on.. But not really. Grinding is forbidden.
Just be there okay. Okay betch?!

A Welcome From the Devil Himself.

Well, there is very little to say, and it will probably always be this way.
I really like stuff, you know? Like crazy stuff. Oh, I really really like
CRAZY SHET! You know? Yeah, it is good. And it is really really fun.
You know?

Also.. This is very confusing to me. Settings this shet up.
Trying to do what it is you kids do to make your blogs so fancy.
To hell with it!